Posts tagged with funny
- Morgan: The word that cannot be said.
- Lester: I really just want to say pineapple a few times.
- Jeff: Pineapples are fun, my dad used to throw them at me.
- Darren: Trying to have a relationship with you, Max, is like standing in a fog bank. You know, you're right in the middle of something except you have absolutely no idea where you are.
- Cindy: And when the fog lifted, there was Darren with his head under Justine's skirt.
- Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Pinky: Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
- Brain: True.
- Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
- Brain: To my knowledge, never.
- Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
- Brain: Next to nil.
- Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
- Brain: Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
- Pinky: Poit, I guess I am!
- Melinda: What's it like to have a second chance?
- Cliff: I'm still wondering what happened to the first chance.